Since the last blog, every free chance I’ve had – I’ve been working on my book cover. And I’m finished! I was originally going to split the time between that & this but that was so much fun. It looks great, potentially my best work yet lol All it needs now it to be sealed with clear duraseal & then I’ll ‘try’ to scan it & post it on here.

Well 2012 is treating me fine. In fact it’s as if 2011 never left. I guess that’s good, but not in terms of weather. Remember when I said our summer wasn’t kicking off to a very good start. Well the middle hasn’t been much greater either. I’ll admit this week & last week the weather has been brilliant, FINALLY. It’s now the end of January which means we only have ONE more official month of summer left – but we haven’t had one. We have honestly had more rainy/windy days than clear bright typical summer days. So many people are complaining, at work, at home, on the radio even on the news.

They say the good weather should finally stick around but there are a lot of people out there who are fucken furious us kiwis {especially here in Auckland} never got the 3 golden months of summer we normally do. I myself am not too worried, after all I’m going to Fiji at the end of May.

YUP I said it. Tickets are booked & everything. We no, not everything, accommodation is still not fully paid off, nor are the transfers, but flights to Nandi Airport in Fiji are booked, confirmed & paid for on the 25^th of May!!!

Surprised? I sure am. To be honest I’ve had no enormous {or even slight} interest to travel to Fiji – especially after the whole government/army situation over there went all shit box. I keep telling myself, you’re going to FIJI!! It’s like something you see in a sitcom or movie where they all up & leave for the tropics and end up doing something crazy.

To be honest the only reason I’m even doing this is because of the voucher I got from Uni. It expired on the 20^th of Jan & I finally used it on the 18^th!!!!! Gosh I cut it pretty close, even the agent I went to looked at me as though I was stupid & should have used it months ago. Ah well, it was still valid & when May comes I’ll be so thankful for it.

We originally wanted to go in the middle of April {just like our trip last year to the Gold Coast – was a BLAST!} but we realised it was school holidays + Easter holidays & the resorts over there would be in their peak. A LOT of aussies & kiwis head over the ditch to either Gold Coast or the Islands for the April break, & we didn’t want to go while the place was jammed packed with kids & stressed parents around. So we opted for the beginning of May, & she tried to book us the cheapest flight & even apparently had it on hold, but when she went to book the two of us in it wasn’t available – so either she only booked ONE seat or she totally lied. Ah well, we settled for the end of May – the 25^th to be precise . Which is my sis’s 23^rd B’day funnily enough hahaha

So for 5 nights arriving on the 25^th & returning home on the 30^th we’ll get our own little summer in paradise. I wanted to stay longer but I only had a $500 voucher plus with work I didn’t want to ask for too much time off. Plus I’ve heard from multiple people that 5 nights is more than enough for the Islands as it can get pretty boring if you stay longer on those tropical escapes. Also the place we’re staying at wasn’t exactly cheap so 5 nights was more than enough lol.

We’re staying at the Radisson Fiji Resort. It’s one of the newest resorts on Denarau Island – actually I think it IS the newest resort there. Its flash & looks pretty amazing. At the end of the day all the resorts there are pretty much the same. I just went with this one because of the point I just made, plus it has a killer lagoon styled pool! It’s all about the pool, & everyone knows it. I actually read an article online few weeks back about how resorts with the biggest/coolest pools where outselling the ones with those crappy boring square shaped ones {plus it just makes sense}: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/news/article.cfm?c_id=7&objectid=10777821

Was a close call between the Radisson & Sofitel resort. The Sofitel resort is within walking distance from the Radisson & was even cheaper. But its pool didn’t beat the Radissons. It still looks cool though, & definitely a wicked place to stay, hell I’ll walk over & try the place out myself

People who have stayed at Denarau Island have told me that you can walk around and use restaurants in the other resorts & they don’t seem to care if you swim in their pool either. It’s true that the Island doesn’t have outstanding picturesque beaches, but they make up for it with the pools .

Am gonna plan 2 days trips for us as well. One out to Treasure Island & still not sure about the other one. Let you guys know when it comes sooner to the time. So yea that’s some reasonably big and more exciting news compared to what I normally ramble on about

daveyboy’s goin’ ta Fiji. It’s still a fair way off though – but will fly by

Am in love with Lana Del Rey’s new single ‘Born to Die’. Song is so strange & when I first heard it, well I was actually more taken with the music video than the song. So visually stunning and matches the music perfectly. The song is very slow and depressing which isn’t normally my thing but her voice is so mesmerising. Plus I love some of the lines she uses in the lyrics.

It’s such a raw emotional song & you can tell she’s obviously taking about a past lover she once had. The ending has a good little twist on it as well – with her dead in his arms. It’s tragic but quite heart-warming & somewhat romantic at the same time. I swear when I first heard this song I played it about 150 times before I started to get sick of it. Plus can I just mention the woman is fucken hot. yes I am gay, um hello. But I can tell a hot chick from a normie, her lips alone are envious. She’s a knock out. day-um!

Here’s the vid: http://youtu.be/Bag1gUxuU0g

Speaking of Lana Del Rey – she seems to have just come out of no-where. I walked into a book shop the other day & saw her on 3 magazine covers in the music section. Gosh, I didn’t even know anything about her. my friend told me she had another single out too called ‘Video Games’ which was pretty popular already. All the magazines were saying she’s the next ‘big’ thing & she’s what to look out for in 2012. Poor girl, they’re really raising the bar for her. I like how she’s being unique, but not to the same standard Lady Gaga is. Its subtle & sexy. Not outlandish & tacky.

And in more music of interest. Amy Lee’s new single off her latest Evanescence album ‘My Heart is Broken’ has been released with a music video. I love Amy – she’s one of the greatest female vocalist out there, and boy do I love the song – best one on the album, but the video is boring as fuck. It’s almost a little pointless. I can totally see what they were doing & the message etc etc. trapped in this world which she’s created herself, very deep & metaphorical & dark blah blah but I had just envisioned something more interesting and with a story.

Like something to do with her seeing things going on in the world or something, for example having one shot of her walking along the beach as black waves roll in thick with oil. She’s in a silky beautiful white gown that has a huge trail behind her… its covered in oil & pulling her back – all around her oil covered birds are rolling around dying from the pollution & fish, sharks, even whales have washed up and are twitching in pain. Or her running through a street in England during one of the riots or a street in the middle east as bullets fly past her and children lay dead in the streets & she kneels down amongst the gunfire to pluck a small dying child up as soldiers and rioters ignore them both & continue to fight. OR her bloodied and bruised picking her way through a devastated city street after a huge earthquake as dust & smoke billows in the wind.

Probably a little strange & not exactly what she was talking about in her lyrics, but that’s the whole idea of the song. Her heart is broken – it doesn’t always need to be literal & exact {yes we knows he’s talking about a guy, pft what love song doesn’t?}. You can branch out & have a more holistic/worldly view of things. Anyway that’s just what I had in mind.

Here’s the vid: http://youtu.be/f1QGnq9jUU0

This morning I found out that Evanescence is coming back to NZ! My sis is a crazy fan & was all over the bands website/facebook trying to find out the tour for the new Album, because they came here & did a few shows here in Auckland way back in 2007. We found out she was touring South America, USA, & Australia but there was no mention of little NZ so she gave up.

But this morning while I was at work scanning through the herald website which I do all the time – I couldn’t miss the picture of Amy & the band and the headline “Evanescence to heat up at Vector Arena”. I phoned my sis & told her while she was at work, best news she’d heard all year. Cute.

So this March 31^st is the concert & I’m almost 99% certain I’ll be there. Their first concert here was my very first every concert/live band event I’ve ever been too. Back then she played in a smaller theatre & I was so young, barely 17. Weirdest thing of all was all the dudes that kept asking if I wanted to be picked up & be sat on their shoulders in the crowd {at least 3 total strangers}. I remember one of the guys was hot as FUCK & was even standing with his gf right beside him, she gave him the evilest look but he was dead serious. I just kindly said thanks but no thanks & went all red. Damn would have loved to have had my legs wrapped around that buff metal head. mmmmmm

A couple months back I did a blog on Absolutely Fabulous {Ab Fab} & mentioned they were returning to the small screen. Some people were shocked & others didn’t even believe me. Well it happened! They filmed it & have already aired the first 2 episodes {they’re more specials than actual episodes}. They’ve even been on TV here in NZ too. That’s how big the show is, NZ only had to wait a few weeks for it, usually we wait months.

If there was a pill you could take to make you forget movies/shows you’ve seen I would be over dosing on it as there’s nothing like watching an episode of a show you love for the very first time. Sure you can buy it and watch it over & over but that first viewing will just be an amazing memory. The jokes are never AS funny, and there’s never AS much surprise or suspense.

After the first one came out in the UK for Christmas I downloaded it & watched it before the week was over. It was so good, just as good as all the other seasons & it was like nothing had changed – which was what all us fans were afraid of. Eddy may have tripled in size & patsy looked closer to death more than ever before but fuck they still owned it. Was sad when the credits rolled up. All those years of talking about wanting the show to come back with my mates & then the months of hype before the new episodes finally came out… and it was all over in 30 minutes.

So instead of downloading the 2^nd episode after it aired in the UK, I waited & watched on TV here on the couch like a regular person. To be honest I thought this one wasn’t as funny. Patsy didn’t really have a huge influence, plus the main guest star they had – well I had no idea who she was to be honest so I didn’t really get half the jokes. but all in all it was still fabulous & made me laugh loud enough for the neighbours to hear.

Apparently from what I’ve read, there will be one final special which will be feature length like the ‘Gay’ special when they went to NYC. But it won’t come out till the London Olympics start. Not sure why, maybe just for the higher viewing no.s, or maybe there’s a link or connection between the two. I’m super excited & will try not cry when the credits roll.

I love the show & those heavy-drinking, drug-abusing bitches rock my world. But Jennifer has confirmed it will be the last time the gang get together {well that’s what the article I read said}. However if you google the show there seems to be heavy debate of more “specials” & apparently even a SIXTH episode that BBC is urging for.

I guess we’ll see what happens… I’m all for more Ab Fab but if the next Special is the VERY last, it won’t be the end of the world. Or will it? hahaha

In more local gay news. The annual Big Gay Out is closer than I ever realise. It’s on the 12^th of Feb, which is not this weekend but the following. Think I’ve done a few blogs in the past about the Big Gay Out already, so if your keen to go back  & read them {or just perve at the pics } or find out what the hell I’m even talking about just click on any of the February or March months on the right had side column which will bring up past blogs. Should be one every Feb, but might have posted in March….

Anyway I’m looking forward to it. Like I’ve said before it’s the biggest & in my opinion the most decent event the gays here in Auckland have to go to. We don’t have anything close to the festivities or parties overseas so this little ‘out in the park’ day is pretty nice. Last year almost 12,000 people turned up, which is pretty big for the Auckland gay community here {its tiny}. In the last year I’ve been out clubbing twice & don’t really ever spend time up at K’road which is the heart of the gay precinct here in Auckland, so this will be much needed ‘out there’ fun

Well that’s 4 pages of blabber so I reckon that’s enough to leave till next time. I know I leave the blogs so long these days but grrrr YOU try keeping a regular blog. Its honestly not that easy.

Catch you guys sooner rather than later, promise

Over & out

Well gosh, Christmas & New Years are both a thing of the past and I never even did a special blog for the holiday events. Oh well…

Christmas 2011

To be honest I wasn’t feeling it much this time round, besides every blog/website out there is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas & Happy Holiday anyway – to the point where it’s almost unbearable. So I’m sure no one had a little cry just because the daveyboy didn’t send one of the generic messages out to the masses.

Disney buddies.

But being the cute sweet lil thang I am *cough* I hope you guys did enjoy your Christmas – whether you were alone or with family or hooking up {good on ya } & did manage to get some time off work. I just did the whole stay at home with family thing, sent down south a bit to see my dad & managed to get 4 days off work.

but a few days after Christmas I got a lil sick so wasn’t feeling the best & during the 3 days going back to work before New Years I had to take one of them off to visit the doctor. So yea not the best holiday for me but ah well I got over it pretty quick & am back on my feet now which is what matters And can I just say it’s not the easiest going to the doctors over the holiday period. Apparently people don’t get sick then.

So it’s 2012, my gosh! Feels no different to last year or the year before that. They just seem to keep rolling along & we all get that much older. Grrrr! I wish I could have stayed 19 forever. But we can’t so let’s just quit the crap and move with the times

Gotta start the year off with a movie I saw the other day – my first film of 2012 in fact {although it’s still a 2011 movie }. Melancholia.

The film is fucken OUTSTANDING! When I watched the trailer months ago I thought, oh yea a planet hurtling towards the Earth, the whole ‘end of the world’ thing – I’ll love it. But I’ve fallen in love with everything else that made this movie so memorising.

Sure it’s basically just a beautiful movie about the end of the world – which it strangely even markets itself as, and even uses that exact tagline but it was nothing like The Day After Tomorrow, Independence Day or 2010’s 2012. This movie was so lush and haunting & was more a romance/drama than a disaster flick.

As anyone who has seen the movie will tell you, the first 10 minutes are brilliant. Gorgeous imagery & the score – my god its perfect & unique. And the last 5 minutes will leave you breathless – seriously something you need to experience on the big screen.

It’s one of those movies that really pulls on your emotions, you’ll have a giggle, get frustrated, maybe get a tad horny {espec. if you’re a straight dude} and be in total amazement & by the end of it find yourself mentally exhausted. The end is so unexpected, yet we know what is going to happen right from the start – hell right from the minute you watch the trailer.

Just the way this movie has been put together and the design & style – gosh they just don’t make movies like this anymore, it’s all about 3D & graphics and all the other shit. Was so refreshing to actually feel something for the characters in this movie & my god the two leading ladies were brilliant. You really feel the dread as the ‘end’ draws near. Empire gave it 5 stars and… well in fact hundreds of critics and mags/sites have given the movie 5 stars.

If I could re-award my Best Movie for 2011 this would TOTALLY be right directly behind Scream 4. The only drawback is… the movie is 2hrs & 10mins long.. and not exactly something you can just slap on & watch if you’re in the mood to be entertained. the movie requires a certain crowd and mood if you will. Not exactly something you’d throw on if you had a bunch of mates over – well unless they wanted to all sit there and actually shut up for over 2hrs and be absorbed by the film & like arty smart movies. But still this movie deserves every award/praise that’s thrown its way. Amazing film making Lars von Trier!

Kirsten Dunst won Best Actress at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival & the movie has already won countless ‘Best Movie’ categories in hundreds of award organisations out there.

This movie should AT LEAST be Nominated for an Oscar! I’ll deff be adding this to my collection of Blurays. One of the most gorgeous depressing movies I’ve ever seen. Fuck up right

Here’s the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_1X37SJcn4

I’ve already started making my movie book cover that I do at the beginning of every year. Last year’s cover was my best yet & they seem to be getting better and better but not sure if I can out-do myself this time round. The bar is pretty high . I have so much fun making it. But not much time these days, especially when I don’t get home till 7, sometimes 8 every night. I’ll be sure to let you guys see the finished result. Still a way off yet though. “Moving on….“

As usual my online mate Kazario has been hard at work on his awesome sexy drawings. They seem to just fall out of his ass. lol in a very good way of course . Anyway as I’ve posted his work many times in the past, here’s a new pic with daveyboy in between two seriously sexy looking native Indian studs. NICE! Too bad it’s just a drawing aye

You can check out his blog here: http://kc-korner.blogspot.com

I’m sure he has loads more pics just as hot, not to mention he updates new drawings all the time. How awesome is that

Anyway before I shoot off just wanted to share that sometime during April/May I could be flying off to the Islands in the Pacific for a resort.

Not sure if I mentioned – probably not because I don’t brag {show off} – but during January 2011 I received a special award for my achievements at uni. It was a $500 voucher for travel for Harvey World Travel services & get this – it was donated by the company that I work for now! hahaha what are the odds. But away, you know how vouchers last for one year after the date of purchase. Well it was purchased 20^th Jan 2011. So Next Friday – it’ll be as useful as toilet paper.

SO I figured fuck it – I’ll just book a trip to the Islands. Just for a few nights, its close and not that expensive plus I’ve never been & I think I’m due for another holiday…. after all my last one was almost a year ago. Remember I went to the Gold Coast with my sis & mum. This time it’ll just be me & my sis.

Thing is we have no idea where to go…. Fiji, Rarotonga, Tonga, Samoa, Vanuatu etc etc. I’d LOVE to go to Hawaii but the cost of the return flights themselves are far too much for what I have in my bank. We’ve narrowed it down to either Fiji, Samoa or Rarotonga. There’s this place in Samoa that breeds turtles & they let you swim with them which is something my sister is dying to do. I don’t really care where we go, they’re all the same… resorts, beaches, trees, more beaches, more resorts etc etc so as long as our resort has a awesome pool & has a relatively nice beach front I’m keen. Will probably only be for 4 nights anyway.

Nothing is booked or official yet but I swear I’m going to book a trip somewhere before the 20^th!!!! Exciting I’ll let you all know. And if you know a exceptional resort to go to HIT ME UP BEFORE THEN

Hope the beginning of the year has made this a promising one for everyone

Goodbye for now.

Hello & Welcome to the Official 2nd Annual Daveyboy Movie Awards {DMAs}

Gosh it’s been a year ALREADY! I’ll get over it

Anyway I’ve got out my movie book {My Crafts} to help me go through all the movies I’ve seen this year. I know the year isn’t officially complete but there’s only a few days left & I probably won’t make it to the cinema before then. Well here’s the list of movies I saw in order in 2011: Tangled, Burlesque, Black Swan, Gnomeo & Juliet, Unknown, No Strings Attached, SAW: The Final Chapter, Rango, Red Riding Hood, Battle: Los Angeles, Suckerpunch, Rio, Scream 4, Hop, Paul, Thor, Your Highness, Super 8, Bridesmaids, Bad teacher, Transformers 3, Kung Fu Panda 2, Harry Potter 7 part 2, Captain America, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Cowboys & Aliens, Horrible Bosses, Priest, Final Destination 5, Hanna, Shark Night 3D, Paranormal Activity 3, Fright Night, Contagion, Conan, Inbetweeners, Breaking Dawn, Immortals. That’s a total of 38 movies.

Last year I saw a total of 46. So there’s been a decline… . However I do plan to see The Muppets, The Adventures of Tintin & Melancholia – all before the year is over… but even then that would only raise the total for 2011 to 41. Should really wait till the year is over, but like I said I’m not even certain I will manage to get to see these before then, so fuck it I’ll just do it now . {its not like anyone cares}.

Bam here we go – & yes I will repeat just like last year, this is all completely made up fun & my own personal opinion – these movies aren’t really getting anything LOL . And I’m totally biased towards movies I love etc etc even if I do use unquestionable evidence to back myself up hahaha.

BEST MOVIE OF 2011: SCRE4M (Scream 4)

If you’ve followed the blog you would have probably already guessed that was coming, and your right. Just like Sex & the City 2 (& Toy Story 3) last year, Scream 4 is the movie that stands out for me for 2011. Like I’ve mentioned before, the Scream series is right up there with Titanic in my eyes, I’ve always loved it ever since my mum introduced me & my sis to it way back in our early teens {cool mum huh }. I just love the way it’s so eerie & realistic & not some stupid ghost or zombie or monster. It’s a human in that freaky as shit infamous Scream costume. And although many critics don’t say it was the better than the original {pft what is these days?} they agree it was the best sequel so far. It was perfectly relevant to today’s new & constantly growing multimedia world not to mention it was just as ’self aware’ as all the other movies. It was EXACTLY what this decade’s generation of teens is all about. Maybe that’s why so many {older} critics have been giving it so much sh*t. There is a huge difference in culture with teens from then {1996} to now 2011 – don’t people realise this? Jill was basically a representation for today’s generation of teenagers. Today’s teenagers are fed by Hollywood fame & celebrity. Jill just wanted the fans & attention {much like ALOT of people I know…}. She just took it to the next level. 2.0. Scream 4 had me hooked & wanting a 5th instalment – Bring it on Wes & Kevin!!!

BEST COMEDY MOVIE OF 2011: Bridesmaids

Without a doubt it had to be this movie – laughed the most/loudest when I went and saw this in cinemas. Didn’t expect a lot but fuck it had me & me sis almost falling out of our seats. Not sure what else to say about it, a lot of people say it’s basically just the woman version of ‘The Hangover’. They can all go suck a fat one – this was better. I had a real fun time watching Horrible Bosses with my mates, a few really out-loud moments but nothing as great as Bridesmaids. Paul was also probably on the same level. Anyway, I loved the bitchy stuck up/classy housewife character, she cracked me up, just the way she spoke and acted – I wish we got to see more of her. Ah well who knows maybe there’ll be a sequel next year?

SCARIEST MOVIE OF 2011:  Paranormal Activity 3

I’m following the lead from last year and going to say it’s gotta be that creepy PA franchise that added another addition this year. This third movie was twice as good as the 2^nd! Was pretty good to see how it all sorta started and kinda made the 1^st & 2^nd make more sense. The movie itself wasn’t anything I’ll be rushing out to buy but this was definitely the scariest movie of the year – without a doubt. It practically had no competition this year. SAW 7 is all about making your guts churn & Shark Night 3D was almost laughable. I think Fright Night was suppose to be scary but I was turned on the whole time…

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF 2011: Tangled

Was the closest Disney ever got to rebranding their original classic style of film making. Sure it’s no Beauty & the Beast or The Lion King but still it was worth at least 4 stars, had everything you expect from a classic fair-tale including the dark side to it, in fact it was frankly creepy in some parts. Great characters both main & minor, great songs & of course amazing graphics and art design. Kung Fu Panda 2 was the next best animation, but still seemed to be lacking something – there’s a lot of scenes in it where I just zone out. I had great hopes for Rio as well… but that never took off for me. Tangled was gorgeous & sweet as every Disney movie should be. Better luck next year DreamWorks .

BEST MUSICAL MOVIE OF 2011: Burlesque

It was the only musical I saw this year… so go figure. I loved it anyway, so even if I had seen at least another I have a gut feeling my over-the-top gay flick would have still been on top. Critics laughed at it & I’m pretty sure it’s already in the bargain bins but I paid full price for it & am glad I did . The movie was awesome! The songs were pretty outstanding – let’s not forget 2 of them were nominated for a Golden Globe – and one of them WON it! Best Original song!! Wicked! SO many critics have slammed it for being clichéd – predictable – not original. However when Avatar is basically a copy of Fern Gully & Pocahontas no one cares…The movie was just a different take on the same old story of a girl in a small town with big dreams wanting to make it big in the city – & they rocked it!

BEST FRANCHISE ‘ADD-ON’: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II

Gosh this was SUCH A HARD decision to make! Kung Fu Panda 2, Happy Potter 7 Part 2, Final Destination 5, Paranormal Activity 3 & of course Scream 4 {but that won Best Movie so I’ll leave it out } – even Breaking Dawn was the best ‘Add On’ movie for me this year….but I gotta hand it to Potter. It’s a franchise I have NEVER been into & was forced to listen to my teacher read us the first book way back in primary school. Ever since then I knew it wasn’t for me – which is odd because I love magic & all that creepy scary stuff that comes with it. This final movie was pretty epic, even after watching the trailer I was a little excited for it. I’m glad it’s finally over, and am even happier it managed to pump out ONE movie I could actually enjoy watching again & again. Nice job.

SADDEST MOVIE OF 2011: Black Swan

I’m so torn between these two movies… Red Riding Hood & Black Swan. Honestly think it should go to Black Swan as the leading lady does {seem} to die in the end. Red Riding Hood just ended with her being sort of an outcast & living in the woods by herself waiting for the chance to be with her lover again {who is freakily & somewhat scarily still stalking her }. Poor Nina was obviously suffering from some mental problems and her life style wasn’t helping at all. She fucken nailed it at the end, but it was the death of her. Just that last scene where she’s bleeding on stage & the realisation of what she’d been doing to herself finally kicks in & then the plummet to the floor & the fade out to… WHITE! Was totally depressing – but great nonetheless. Red Riding Hood was probably on the same level for me, but can only pick one. Suckerpunch was also pretty sad… they all get killed – except the girl who was against their escape plans from the start. Completely unfair.

HOTTEST CAST AWARD: Immortals

Shark Night 3D was very close behind but for some reason the buff babes in Immortals takes the cake this year. In fact the entire movie was pretty glammed up and pretty. The leading stud was like walking sex and the male gods were each hotter than the other. mmmmmmmm. I mean – I wanna have that man’s babies! It would be more appropriate for me to have chosen Shark Night 3D – with those guys being younger and around my age – but the fact that movie was just so god awful just really puts me off choosing it for this category. But in all honesty those guys were still gorgeous no matter what Thor, Fright Night, Conan, Captain America all had delicious leads but just not enough .

MOST ‘HYPED-FOR/ANTICIPATED’ MOVIE OF 2011: Scream 4

Goes without saying really…. I basically counted down the days till this movie premiered here in NZ. strange thing is – the day it came out I was in Australia on my holiday way back in Feb. So ended up seeing this in another country. How weird is that I’ll never forget that random interview I watched online years back with Wes Craven – saying he would definitely do more Scream movies but would wait at least 10 years. I always thought it was just something he made up for the camera but turned out he was being dead serious! I hope they do a 5th!!! *I was right about last year’s winner *

WORST MOVIE OF 2011: Shark Night 3D

Again this was pretty difficult as well… quite a few movies on par with this terrible one…. Saw, Battle: Los Angeles, Suckerpunch, Hop, Your Highness, even No Strings Attached {although I had no desire to watch it but was dragged into it – by my manager oddly enough}. Even Tranny Fuckers {ops I mean Transformers 3 } was a pile of shit I hope to never watch again. Honestly, me & the rest of the world thought Shark Night 3D was going to be this year’s Piranha 3D – but holy fuck were we ALL wrong. This movie BOMBED! Both is terms of acting, dialogue, storyline & graphics – no especially graphics. I swear they were worst than a movie made 10 years ago. It wasn’t even funny. Anyway I’ll just leave it at that, don’t waste 1 ½ hours of your life by watching this. You will regret it. I do, I really do.

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF 2011: Battle Los Angeles

Shark Night 3D goes hand in hand with this but Battle Los Angeles really did surprise me. Its trailer had both me & my sis pumped as fuck for it, but half way through the movie when I realised it wasn’t going to pick itself up I was like whoa. This is nothing how I imagined it would be. The camera-ing was all over the damn place & I felt sick in the final half. I know it was trying to create this whole ‘real’ Cloverfield sort of style but it did not work. In fact I prefer last year’s Skyline over this one anyway. Maybe it was just a bit too macho & ‘army’ for me. They spent so much money on the fake destruction of downtown LA but you barely even get to see it {I read about it in Empire}. Just those big eagle-eye shots from above but nothing up close. Bad teacher was also pretty disappointing for me. I went in thinking it would be as amazing as Bridesmaids but my god this movie offered up barely anything more than what you already laughed at in its trailer….

BIGGEST REGRET OF 2011: Hop

If I could remove any movie from my brain – this would have to be at the top of the list. I know it’s a kinds movie, but still… it was just shit. I probably sound harsh but pft I don’t care. The only reason we saw this was because we has to check out of our accommodation at 10 and had like 4 or 5 hours to kill before our flight so just went to the hall & sat through this. But even still it should have been better! Was just annoying for me to watch. Was the first movie I ever had hot food with as well. Here in NZ you can’t buy actual food other than popcorn and ice cream etc. Was so fucken delicious sitting there eating chips and nuggets. Was better than the movie! Honest!

And there you go, the second ever DMAs {could be the last who knows…}. Was good to go back and review all the movies I’ve watched over the past year. Wasn’t really a great movie year for me to be honest, without my Scream 4 I really didn’t have a hell of a lot to look forward too. I bet next year will pick up though . I was also going to introduce a new winning category ‘Best straight-to-DVD-movie’ but the thing is I don’t keep track of the movies we rent from the video store… so I couldn’t really give a fair winner as I can only really remember the movies from the last 6 or 7 months or so form the top of my head. errmmm maybe I should start writing them down or something? Oh well.

Anyway Christmas day will probably be a thing of the past for most of you who are reading this now, was hoping I would have posted by the 24^th on the latest but it’s not exactly a quick process choosing the movies and then writing all this up.

I hope everyone had a good Christmas day no matter what freaky religion you follow. & if I don’t get in touch before the big change over to 2012 have a great New Year’s night/day.

Thanks to everyone who has followed the blog this year – the ones right from January & the ones who have joined in along the way. Whether you check it on a monthly basis or weekly – it means a lot. And whether you leave comments or prefer not too as long as you got… something out of it, that’s fine by me . Although it is cool when comments are left I do always reply to them.

This quite possibly will be my last ever post for 2011, so if that is the case…. it’s been a good year. Nothing OUTSTANDING but it’s been enjoyable for me anyways. My new job stands out & I’m so thankful to have gained it! Thanks 2011.

Here’s to 2012, lets hope it’s an even BETTER year! – & NOT the end of the world…. seriously… I’m too young & still haven’t found my prince.

Wow, ok – so my last post was almost a month ago, my god that’s a new record for me! I’M SORRY! Fuck, I should have started writing this ages ago but I just keep running out of time, or keep putting this at the bottom of my list of things to do.

Anyway you can all quit your bitchin’ & complaining, cos I’m here now so read your heart out, or just stare at the pics, yeas I know you do .

Where do I start?, it’s been a month but my situation hasn’t really changed at all. Work is sweet & pretty much unchanged, if anything I’ve gotten to know the people I work with a little better & am even at the stage where you can make fun of each other & laugh it off without it being weird – so that progressing well .

Its officially summer here, & has been for 2 weeks now but it’s been cloudy & rainy/windy here in AKL so no one has really noticed it. If anything we should all enjoy it while it lasts, cos Jan & Feb can dry up pretty harsh.

The malls are decorated & the holiday adverts have been playing on TV for some time now… am I the only one who finds it impossible that in a few short weeks 2011 will be over and done with? Where the fuck did it go…. & if the Mayans are anything to go by, we have just 1 year left to live. hahaha

I’ve gone shopping for my mum already. Does anyone remember that blog I did about the exact same time last year ‘Devious Disney’?. Well yea I went back to the infamous online store & hunted out more pressies for my Mum. In fact I found more than enough, in total I spent about $300. Thank god for credit cards right? nah to hell with them!!

Anyway, I didn’t want a repeat of what happened last time so I threw a shit load of money on my credit card to make sure there would be enough for the transaction to go through smoothly – and it did. And it even arrived a lot faster than the last one – which also ties into the following blog I posted right after the ‘Devious Disney’ one last year called ‘Rude Awakening’ – which talked about how the courier dude who delivered the Globe we bought, came into my bedroom, hahaha funny/weird memories!

Mum has been going through this weird ‘doll’ craze {I think it’s due to the mid-life crisis}. She’s collecting Barbie & Bratz dolls and dressing them up & doing their hair & setting them up in her cabinets on display etc. It’s a little weird but everyone is just kinda rolling with it, I mean she is turning the big 5-0 next month. I wonder what I’ll be going through when I hit that age, ick I shudder to think.

Ended up buying her an entire set of Princess Barbie’s from all the Classic Disney movies – they’ve always had a pretty big part in our lives {especially as kids growing up} plus they all look awesome & it seems like a collector’s item kinda thing. I’m sure she’ll love it, I bet she won’t even take it out of the box Gotta say the online pics are nothing compared to how impressive it looks in real life. I guess my gayness really came out cos the detail on the dolls is wicked & I showed my mate & even he was impressed. Also got her a miniature Rapunzel  doll form the latest Disney Princess movie ‘Tangled’. I really wanted to get her the Belle doll, but at the time they were sold out. Grrrrr so mad because if you have a look now, they have them in stock! Ah well, I’ll just get it for her Birthday next month.

I’ve also put together a little something for my team at work. Nothing much, just bought these little bags and filled them with all the usual Christmas chocolates and other junk lollies. Put a card in with it as well. Uber gay I know, if they don’t know I’m gay yet they probably will after I hand them out hahahaha . I’m just gonna get there real early and plant them of each person’s desk – then hide for the rest of the day! lol. I just can’t help but be nice. I’m also planning to get some flowers for my team leader. Just to say thanks for all the help/hard work she does. Probably do that this Friday, before the BIG day & everyone escapes for their holidays.

Anyway, it’s that time of year again {which I’m sure most have noticed anyway} where websites/bloggers/magazines etc etc & even the News – wrap up the year that was with the Best & Worst, whether its movies & music or world events & national headlines. So far I’ve already read 3 blogs summing up the best 20 films of 2011. It’s exciting, but also a little sad… the year is over & we have to go through all that shit again. Also reminds us of all the great things that happened in 2011 & now will be nothing but a memory or will sit on a shelf and age with the passing years.

Here’s an example, the movie Black Swan {is being mentioned in many best movies for 2011} – was pretty impressive & for the first half of the year was one of the most controversial & talked about movies which also cleaned out many award ceremonies. Yet right now at the end of the year, it’s as if it didn’t exist – the DVD/Bluray is already in the bargain bins and if anyone bought it – I bet its just sitting in those shelves/boxes collecting dust. But I guess that’s just life {well in terms of film anyway}, very short lived, like a wave, once it breaks & crashes up shore, it’s nothing but a memory to those who saw it.

And for anyone who was around Dec last year following the blog – I did my own Daveyboy Awards {a little weird & geeky but I enjoyed it }. And for the very few who have already asked – Yes I’m doing another one, in fact it’ll probably the very next blog. But before I sum up my opinions on 2011 movies I have to mention quickly 2 movies I saw recently.

Breaking Dawn Part 1 – I read the books & loved them, but ever since watching the first movie my love for this whole Twilight Hollywood series has plummeted –to which I have echoed countless times throughout this blog, quite frankly they suck ass. I went along to this movie thinking I hope it’s not AS BAD as the previous third instalment which to this day is the worst. Don’t worry I’m not going to write  a whole page on this just surprise you all by saying I…. sort of enjoyed it. SHOCK HORROR.

I know right, I should be slapping myself, but in all honesty – if I had to watch any one of these films I would most definitely pick the latest one, personally I think it was better than the previous 3 – combined. I’ll admit the first half of the movie was total rubbish & almost painful to watch in some parts {wedding/honeymoon} but the last half of the movie, once they return from their honeymoon makes up for the rest. I especially loved the part where her corpse is laying there & the “venom” begins to jump start her ugly broken figure & transform her into this gorgeous snow while like character. It was just how I imagined as I read it in the book.

One thing that fucked me off though was the ‘birthing’ if that’s what you could call it. In the book, Bella is in so much pain she basically blacks out, bleeds out & dies before the baby is taken out etc etc. In the book Edward rips her open & bites open the placenta with his own teeth, pulls the baby out, shoves it over to Rosalie & then gets back on trying to save her life but realised her heart is stopping to bites her all over. In the movie – he takes the baby out & shows it to Bella {who is awake & seems to be in not that much pain – even though he ripped her open} & lets her hold it. She has about a minute with the ‘thing’ and then they finally pass it over to Rosalie….. Not sure why they did that, seemed so unrealistic to me. Anyway….

Critics have absolutely slammed it {probably because of the whole unprotected sex with a vampire thing – not to mention the birthing scene is pretty horrific, and countless other things}.

One of the best reviews I’ve read was that from flicks.co.nz’s Rebecca who said: “Aside from the fact that the fourth instalment in the Twilight film series sounds like a description of flatulence, Breaking Dawn is the worst Twilight film to date. The story is weak, the script embarrassing and the action, when there is any, completely silly. Twilight has never been the most high-brow phenomenon but what the first three films had in spades – erotic tension – falls as limp as a cold vampire appendage.” I honestly laughed out loud when I read this at work, fucken spot on.

Chicago Sun-Times added “…has without doubt the most blood-curdling scene of live childbirth in a PG-13 movie.” FUNNY!

Immortals wasn’t half bad either, but just like Twilight – I won’t be buying it. Was jam packed with muscle studs though, so even if it was a little weak at heart it still pushed some good buttons . The lead – Henry Cavill is someone who I’d be more than happy waking up to for the rest of my life. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! If it wasn’t for him I would have fallen asleep. Luke Evans who played Zeus was also delicious, I’ve seen him in other movies but damn he just seemed so sexy in this role. One of my fave hotties Kellan Lutz was there as well, playing Poseidon – very cool. He didn’t have a very big role but my god he looked so amazing as a god . I’d worship him.

That was probably the best part for me, the gods & their costumes, they were all so fuckable. Their costume designs were a bit outlandish – as if they hired Lady Gaga as the designer. HAHA!

Gotta agree with the critics on this one though – which can be best summarised  up by Chicago Sun-Times as “Without doubt the best-looking awful movie you will ever see.” Maybe a little too harsh… but you get the idea. It was visually unique and interesting but didn’t really have much going on inside, well that was original anyway. Even Total Film wrote “Good-looking to a fault, Immortals boasts moments of undeniable grandeur. Elsewhere, though, it is deathly dull.”.

Luke

Don’t think you’ll see either of those in any list for Best of for 2011

Found this random site at work the other week, has pictures which sum up all the big events of the year, there’s 3 pages of hi-res pics, kinda interesting, here’s page one: http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/12/2011-the-year-in-photos-part-1-of-3/100203/

Anyways, again sorry for the delay & to make sure it doesn’t happen again, I’m actually gonna start writing the next blog tomorrow & add to it. Instead of just saying ok I’ll just do it tomorrow, then tomorrow comes & I think nah I’ll do it tomorrow…. etc etc.

So yea, I reckon I’ll get the DMA’s post set up & ready to go next . Got an interesting theme for a blog which I will definitely be using in the next month or so, so stay tuned for that cos I bet LOADs of you will be into it

Also I happened to stumble across this random video which is both Very festive & VERY hot! Its by Andrew Christian – which I’ve never heard of but am guessing its some kind of clothing brand, obviously aimed at the gay market. Its kinda ‘camp’ as but the male model ‘dolls’ are beautiful & damn that Santa at the end is fucking GORGEOUS! Check it out: http://youtu.be/areR8Tpv-cY

Bye byes.

Before you know it, it’ll be 2012. Fuck time is passing so unbelievably fast. Well for me anyway.

I think it’s mostly due to work, we’re flat out. And apparently it won’t start slowing down till March/April next year. eeeekkkkk Ah well keeps me busy & focused and the days are going reasonably fast. Shit now that I’ve just said that I bet tomorrow will drag on hahahaha.

One thing I wish was just as busy is my sex life. Fuck 2011 has been so utterly shit. I mean I’ve met probably half as many men as last year & probably less than half of them weren’t BF worthy or even what I was expecting…. As always the messages have been continuously flowing in from Australia, America, Canada, UK, all of Europe… and everywhere ELSE but here in NZ. Ah well, I guess that means I just need to get this tight ass off this island right?

Who knows, I’ve met some really good guys here but nothing seems to last. People always say ’shit dude you must have a million fuck buddies’. Oh how I {sometimes} wish that was true . I mean of course I have guys I have fun with {I’m young, gay, in heat & in the prime years of my life – I gotta fuck SOMETHING}, but I’m not sure they can be considered fuck buddies? I mean how often do you need to meet the guy for him to be a fuck buddy? More than 3 or 4 times a year? – cos that’s about as close as I can get. Still haven’t met someone I can call up & meet up with every weekend or at least once a month with… would prefer a partner but blah it doesn’t seem to want to happen.

I message loads of guys online but the ratio of replies is almost embarrassing, am I saying the wrong stuff? Am I that fucken hideous to not even deserve a reply? Who knows. Maybe my standards are too high? And I find it almost unbelievable and strange that I get guys overseas almost begging to get with me, some of the hottest fuckers I’ve ever seen too. It doesn’t make any sense. Yet here in NZ it seems everyone is taking some anti-daveyboy drug.

Who knows, I’m sure I’ll find someone eventually – to echo what everyone has been telling me since I was 16 . Anyway enough of that depressing bullshit, I’m just horny as 5000 rabbits on heat and feeling kinda lonely, it happens LOL! And people wonder why I put solo vids online…..

Went & saw that newish action/medieval flick: Conan the Barbarian. I honestly had no intention to see it when I saw the posters go up for it & even its first trailer made it seem like a crappier version of that Prince of Persia movie which went… NOwhere. But it was the second trailer that got me. After about 3 shots of his glorious muscle upper body I was hooked, plus the flashes of Rose McGowan as some freaky evil…thing, provoked my interests .

First up I gotta say this movie was straight up barbaric, from the beginning scene of the baby being cut out of his mother on the battle field to the constant slaughtering of men throughout the movie – it never ended. But that’s what the whole movie was about, following a barbarian. So if your ’squeamish’ don’t see it.

It makes me laugh, TotalFilm said “If swords, sorcery, pecs and FX get your bloodlust pumping, there’s fleeting fun to be had.” lol Good on them for being honest. As you can see the majority of reviews are pretty bad & that’s understandable considering the movie was nothing amazing & certainly not worth the extra charge just for 3D.

But I just wanted to talk about the completely fuckable Jason Momoa who plays Conan & is honestly the HUNK of all hunks. Damn where did this gorgeous man come from? I thought I knew most of the studs in Hollywood & then this muscle beauty shows his face. His chest alone is something that probably makes every pussy wet, along with those massive arms and that handsome dark face with a perfect smile. OK, I better stop before I rip these jeans. In conclusion, he’s fucken SEXY. And there’s even a sex scene in the movie which – well it was with a woman so it was shit anyway but it’s when he’s alone sleeping naked that it gets hot. You totally get a shot of his delicious muscle ass cheeks & even get to see them tense up as he goes to stand. But yea, definitely add him to your list of hottest studs. I bet he’s a total pig in bed, YUM!

Was pretty cool to see Rose McGowan play a character like that, I’m not a huge fan of her but kinda always had a thing for her ever since Charmed {even if the show did go down-hill once she appeared}. I saw a short interview on TV with her talking about a scene she shot where she got pretty seriously injured. Now don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure it was a fighting scene & she ended up having to have surgery on her elbow. Poor girl – I’m not even sure it was during the filming of Conan but yea apparently she won’t be doing anymore hardcore physical roles like that anymore {not that her fighting scenes were that amazing….}.

Also watched that new movie about a new killer disease that threatens human life: Contagion. Yes I did kinda just wanna see it because it had Kate Winslet but shhhhh, it did remind me of that other movie The Invasion – about that alien life form/bacteria that came down when a space shuttle crash-landed and started to infect people’s brains & change everyone’s personalities. I like that movie a lot.

For what it was it was pretty brilliant. I absolutely love what Empire said about it, that’s it’s a movie “…which could well do for the sniffles what Jaws did for great whites.” I totally agree. You’ll walk out of the cinema thinking of all the places your hands have been and how clean things might actually be around you.

A lot of people think the ending {when you see where & how the unknown disease came to be} is ridiculous. It’s not, I remember reading something way back in high school in my Level 3 science class that there are animals {especially bats & rodents} out in the Amazon & other enormous jungles which bite other animals and feed on all other types of things which have never come into contact with humans. Their teeth are so vile & contain such strange & harmful bacteria that the human immune system would probably freak out if it ever came into contact with it.

Its sorta like getting bitten by a wild cat or dog, there’s a million infections you could catch – including rabies.

In addition, I dragged my sister to see The Inbetweeners movie. Yes its true I did actually want to see it. The Inbetweeners is originally a TV show based on 4 UK teens – who are basically in constant search for some lovin’ & getting smashed off their faces, ya know like every other straight male from the age of 13 and up…. It’s the whole UK accent and language that makes me laugh, shit the things they say. It’s weird that the place where the English language started has now been totally ripped apart by the younger generation.

Anyway, yet again, the show is something I watched during my late nights in uni – god I watched a fuck load of TV late at night during my uni years. There are a total of 3 Seasons, which I would LOVE to watch from start to finish but sadly only managed to catch the odd episode here & there.

At first I thought the show was stupid and so crude, it was for straight dudes so that’s only natural I guess but after a while it had me on the couch holding my sides in laughter. They’re weird, odd looking & have the worst luck – it makes for brilliant comedy. The show{& movie} make you realise just how many names straight guys have come up with for ‘vagina’ . Movie was pretty funny, just wish I had watched all 3 seasons beforehand – to really appreciate it that much more .

Enough with the ‘amateur’ films & all the newbie’s which seem to never reach ‘Classic’ status – Finally some news about a movie which completely changed the standard of film – TITANIC.

Yep that’s right everyone, that movie from 1997 which was #1 for over a decade {& in many respects STILL IS} is coming back to the  silver screen – digitally re-mastered & in 3D.

This is pretty enormous news for me. Titanic is my favourite movie of all time & has influenced so much in my life. I remember when my mum got me the VHS video of it for my 8^th birthday, I was so excited. The first thing I did was race over to the video player & stick it in and sat down & watched it for the next 3 hours with a friend that came over – ever since that first time I was totally captivated by it & for the next 5 years everything in my life was titanic, I got all the books, collected stickers, read it all online, spent hours collecting as many titanic pics online as I could. I was like a walking titanic encyclopaedia. I use to take days off school just so I could pretend to be sick and watch the movie all day. & even when I was really sick I’d still curl up on the couch and watch it.

That’s just the tip of the ice berg, there’s so much more I could mention about my crazy obsession with the movie, but that just gives you an idea . I never did get the chance to see it in the theaters, partly because at the time I wasn’t even fully aware of what the ‘cinema’ was or how movies worked or what was even the latest thing to see at the movies, my life then was just home & primary school.

I do remember however, walking into the movie theatres trying to find a movie to watch with mum & her bf at the time. My bro & sis were with me and as they stood looking at the screen checking to see what movie we could see to pass the time – I was busy studying this enormous card-board poster/cut-off of the ship as it sailed into the gorgeous sunset with the title TITANIC printed on the bottom. I had no idea that it was that movie that would help shape me to who I am today. in the end we left because my mum thought the 3 hour length feature would we far too long for us under 10 year olds.

So next year in April, apparently on the 6^th{but who knows what date here in NZ} that mammoth movie will be playing in 3D & 2D in movie cinemas across the globe. It’s hard to say how I actually feel right now, I always use to tell my friends {who are all older than me} I never got the chance to see the movie – & they all did & are totally surprised because of how such an avid fan I am. My cousin saw it about 6 times, my god she was lucky.

Weird thing is, it’ll be a 100 years since the original disaster took place, it’s like one big anniversary. A lot of people are all fucked off, eww 3D, leave it alone & can’t they stop recycling the same shit. All I have to say to those people is are you kidding me? Titanic is & probably will always be a timeless classic & is one of the most watched and influential movies of the 20^th century. Why not bring it back? and WHY NOT digitally enhance it to make it look incredible & add the 3D effect? Isn’t it worth it? I mean they’ve been doing it to all these other crappy little kiddie movies – it’s about fucking time they did it to one of the biggest blockbusters from the golden decade of films {the 90s if you didn’t know }.

But yea I’m SOOOOOO fucken pumped for it, who knows how many times I’ll go experience it. I just can’t believe I get a chance to see it at the movies. I missed out all those years ago & now James & the studios are letting us & anyone else go watch it. Yes, I won’t lie I don’t favour 3D movies, plus it hurts my eyes after a while, but fuck it I’ve watched that movie between 150-200 times or more in the last 14 years in 2D on the old TVs with the cured glass front to the latest plasma/LCD screens, I’m excited for the 3 dimensional experience.

Here’s the official trailer for it: http://youtu.be/5d9ILag7mRA

That’s enough for me tonight, another week of work tomorrow & my god it’s scary how fast the big X-mas day is approaching, eekkkk!

Hope everyone is enjoying the seasonal changes so glad the cold is gone down here, YAY!

Bye guys.

What up  hotties?

Good to hear so many of you liked the previous post. You typical horny gay men, I love yas

Like I said, I’ve got lots more aussieBum talk to start the blog off with . You know you guys love them. Before I get into it, can I just say I honestly believe I’ve been the reason a lot of men out there have bought aussieBum underwear.

Just the other day a guy messaged me online saying that he went to the online aussieBum store after he watched one of my vids. He’s hooked now and has over 5 pairs already, which made me wonder. That’s not the only guy who’s messaged me with that exact same story over the years either…. I wonder how many dudes are out there wearing  aussieBum underwear/swimwear all because of my online postings?

Always a good feeling when you love something and introduce it to other people and hear that they end up loving it as well. If I ever get a man, I’ll definitely be making sure his underwear collection includes aussieBums.

New Flaunt - Olive

Anyway I went on my biggest aussieBum splurge ever. Usually my limit is $100 but when I saw that new Flaunt range of underwear on special {because they’re obviously discontinuing them} I freaked out and got 3 pairs. I would have gotten 4, but one of them had already sold out in size S before I could add it to my shopping cart . It was actually the one I wanted the most too. Ah well, at least I got 3 of them, now have 4 of hipsters in total from that range & there’s a total of 6 . hahaha I almost had the whole lot of them. Obsessed much?

New Flaunt - Grey

My Underwear draw is actually jammed packed! I have maybe between25-35 pairs now. And yes I do manage to wear them all evenly. I have this process where when one is washed & dried I fold it up and add it to the bottom of the ‘line’ & whenever I go to get underwear to wear for the next day I use the one on top. Pretty simple but yea the most effect way to go through each pair without over washing them or wearing them out.

New Flaunt - Yellow

I’ve sold a few over the years which has worked in my favour as I’ve needed the pace for new ones But lately I guess I’m just bingeing on them too much ha . What can I say I’m a sucker for them.

Lockerboy Hipster Ice

As well as the new Flaunt hipsters, I thought, now I don’t wanna get them just because they’re not making them anymore – so I thought fuck it I wanna try something different & went and bought the blue Lockerboy hipsters. They’re nice as! And the Jock-strap looks very tempting . Maybe Santa will get me that for Christmas. OMG I just said the C word – :O. That’s right its official.

70s Marble

And no I couldn’t leave it there, as I’ve been swimming every weekend my two 70’s range shorts have become something I wear on a weekly basis so wanted to try out some other colours. Though they are $70NZD which I personally think is way too high for some mini swimming shorts hahaha. But as I was looking through the aussieBum site I clicked on the ‘Final Run’ tab on the left {its a new awesome feature} and up came 4 styles from the 70s shorts range which have been discontinue. I was like arrggghhhh! not them AS WELL!.

I already have the Zirconia ones as you know but was also interested in the other 3 pairs they had there as well. But at $70 there was no way I was going to buy all 3 so I just picked the best of the 3 – Marble. Can’t wait to test them out at the pools next weekend . I also like the look of the Topaz but they’re not in the ‘Final Run’ queue yet so might just put them on my list to Santa

So there you have it, was quite expensive but I love them & I’ll cherish each pair & wear them all the time. A good friend/fan from overseas sent me a whole bunch of Speedo swimming jocks. They look like they could be fun to try on and play round in but still haven’t had the time to test them out in the shower or take pics/vids etc. Not even sure they’ll all fit yet but I’m sure I’ll have luck with some. Thanks again dude {I know your reading this }.

I’ve talked about the Paranormal movies quite a few times over the course of my blog so I kinda have to mention the 3^rd. This 3^rd movie was pretty damn good. In fact is was much better than the 2^nd. I can’t remember what I wrote about the second one and can’t be bothered looking it up on the blog but this 3^rd instalment made me realise how crap/weak it was.

I’m sitting at the computer right now in my quiet empty house, well it’s not empty its just everyone went to bed many hours ago, and everything is quiet and somewhat still outside. So I won’t elaborate too much and freak myself out, I’ve gotta go to bed shortly hahaha. God I’m such a pussy hahaha

One of the best scenes was when the girl {Katie I think it was} dragged that guy into her ensuite bathroom and played that whole Bloody Marry trick. That’s like one of the biggest urban legends out there – I did that as a kid a million times…. Anyway when you hear something in the room with them and then see the scar on his body & then something move past the ajar door and try to get in – I was terrified. And when he tried to make a run for it and the ‘thing’ kicks over the tea party table/chairs and growls. My god I was very scared!

The end was so fucked up as well. I can’t believe their grandmother killed her own daughter! Sure she was some witchy Satanist freak but my god your own daughter? Well not with her bare hands but she sort of like was in control of the daemon thingy Like the other 2 the movies, it cost next to nothing to make and has profited enormously. I think from memory it was #1 for the first 2 weekends it was released. I’m guessing that means the studio will want a 4th one has there’s plenty more money to be milked from this franchise. Be interesting to see where they take it next.

Watched that Fright Night remake as well. I know everyone always goes on about how hot Colin Farrell is & I always knew it was true but sort of just over looked it & never really happened to see him in anything. But my gay god!!! He was so delicious. The look he had in that whole movie made we wanna run down the aisle and start fucking the screen.

I loved the simple t’shirt and jeans look. That t’shirt clung so perfect to his sculptured body and those jeans really showed off his to die for ass and legs. mmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!

My sister told me afterwards he use to be way hotter back in his younger days but to hell with that, this guy seems to have aged beautifully. If you’re not into vampires then christ go for HIM! I was so jealous of everyone he bit. lol. I said to my sis in the movie, he can bite me any day…. mmmmmmm. She then replied with – you know he’d kill you, which totally killed the moment HAHAHA

James Franco’s sexy little brother had a few scenes in it as well. Dave Franco might not be anything huge now but who knows what he’ll be like a few years from here. I’d definitely have fun with him.

The movie was pretty good I reckon. Didn’t walk out thinking what I could have been doing at home instead so that’s always a good sign . Plus I remembered watching the original from 1985 {I think} when it played on TV late one night during uni. I was in the middle of school work when it played. I had a really good night that night, not sure if it was because the work was easy or if I just had a great time watching the movie from scene to scene while stopping to research. So I kinda owed it to that one night to go and see the 2011 updated version.

Honestly, I think I would have hated it if I hadn’t been attracted to Jerry the vampire. That character needed to be sexy and masculine. Colin was so perfect! I swear I got off to him that night hahahaha.

But yea see it if you want, VERY refreshing after all this twilight bullshit everywhere – love how they mock it in the movie. YAY! Great to see vampires in the traditional way, sexy/seductive, blood hungry, monsters! Not this whole new teenage brooding bullshit lol.

I’m planning to buy a Bluray player either next week or the week after. Yep I said it. Daveyboy finally bought into the whole ‘Bluray’ takeover that’s hitting our movie/electronic stores. I never thought I would & if I knew a few years ago I would be doing this I’d have kicked myself. HARD.

What can I say… even adverts say …’new to bluray’ before they say DVD.I believe in the next 10 years hell with the pace this world is going I’d say 5 years… DVDs will be as common as cassettes & VHS videos.

It’s taken a while I’ll admit, but the Bluray shelves in JBHiFi habr grown & grown – now there are multiple aisles of them. And instead of brand new DVD players… the walls are lined with Bluray players.. and the new phenomenon – 3D Bluray players. Before you know it DVDs will be a thing of the past.

Not sure if anyone else has noticed but studios have stopped putting exclusive special features and behind the scenes featurettes on DVDs and instead have put them on Bluray discs. They’re even begun putting favourable movie covers/posters on the Bluray covers. It’s pretty obvious that everyone is favouring Blurays. For example the Scream 4 DVD I bought had like one special feature… deleted scenes – but get this, it didn’t even include every deleted scene. The Bluray disc had something like almost 2 hours of special features including a ‘gag-reel’ {love them}, alternate beginning, interviews, behind the scene footage etc etc.

Sure some people don’t give a damn about all that crap but even if you just want the movie – it is true, Bluray does look better. My mum has one upstairs and in all honesty you can really notice the clearer picture quality. Also I’ve seen electronic stores play a movie on DVD & Bluray side by side on 2 TV screens to show the difference – was pretty impressive.

So yea will finally have a Bluray player down here & the great thing is they play DVDs {which I finally discovered & believe } so I don’t need to go out and spend thousands of dollars replacing all the movies we already have, Thank god! . Plus it’ll be good for when we finally move out

And just before I go, a quick gay headlines update LOL. Britney released yet again ANOTHER song off her kickass new Album – Femme Fatale. It’s called ‘Criminal’ and it’s the most natural sounding song on the whole album that hasn’t been rigged with ‘auto tune’ like most pop albums today.

I remember reading an article in the newspaper that the music video was almost banned in the UK where she filmed herself robbing a convenient store/dairy. I never followed up on it but I don’t think the ban went ahead – well it didn’t down herein NZ anyway. I think the video fucken rocks. Her ‘criminal’ lover is sexy as hell & that end scene where they seem to give up and start sucking face with each other as the police outside shoot the place up, ROCKED! Am I a creep to kinda have wished they hadn’t secretly gotten away in the end and died together like that?

Nah I spose it is a good thing they escaped to have intercourse many, many, many more times while living the ‘free’ life . I love music videos like this – that have a little storyline, nothing too elaborate, and the video isn’t just about what crazy/slutty costume or make up they have on. There’s more to it than just the outfits and dance moves – it actually has a little substance, plus she still looks HOT AS! Go Brit! I still love ya girl. Get started on a new album .

Here’s the vid if your keen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6b33PTbGxk&ob=av3n

Well thats me folks, over and out.

Insanely hot & daring or utterly degrading and scummy?

Glory Holes! You either love ‘em or hate ‘em! Then again you might be on the fence or still unsure whether you really enjoy them or want to avoid them. Or you might not have even tried them at all.

I love them!

If you remember my earlier posts way back when my blog was still a baby I use to do entire blogs on random topics… usually sexually gay orientated topics lol . In fact those are still some of my most visited blogs today. My Cut vs. Uncut blog made it huge! Anyway I thought I’d go back to my roots and do another blog on Glory Holes – whether you visit one on a regular basis or still haven’t been tempted {or in many cases been able to even find one!}.

For all the homo newbies out there {or dummies} a Glory hole is basically a hole that’s been cut out of a wall, so a guy can put his dick through to the other person on the other side & empty his balls . That was actually harder to word than I thought it would be haha but yea just look at the pics throughout the blog… quite easy to get the idea . The holes are usually quite small & circular however I have seen many pornos & in real life – that are long or as big as your head. Guess that’s just for easier access? Not sure…

I guess I first discovered what they were like many other gay men out there…. through porn. I’m not lucky enough to live in a huge bustling city with a reasonable gay scene and multiple cruise areas all over the place. So when I saw it in porn I thought… wtf! That’s strange but kinda hot! Fuck I wanna try it.

Most porn out there use those obvious fake sets with toilet cubicles or worse but hell they still get the job done hahaha. There’s also a shit load of hot amateur content out there of guys filming themselves sucking cock and getting fucked through real Glory Holes at cruise spots all over the world. Damn when I watch them I gotta admit my cock reacts immediately. I’ll admit not all glory hole vids are hot… it does depend hugely on the guys sucking and the guys getting sucked.

I know some guys that couldn’t care less, the fact there’s a glory hole involved throws them over the edge! haha but not me. The men are still a pretty important factor –with or without a glory hole .

There’s a few porno tube sites out there with some famous users who post almost weekly vids of them sucking cock at their local glory holes. Some of them get me so hot, and they all seem to be so good at sucking dick. It’s like a natural talent for them. I think that’s partly why I like them so much, most dudes who suck me off don’t really do it for me, they all seem to have the same lazy/soft technique – but damn these boys posting the vids of themselves sucking dick at glory holes are amazing. Makes it look like so much fun & I envy the dicks getting serviced.

Auckland has very few or pretty much no places where there are glory holes. Well real ones anyway. All the gay saunas & cruise clubs in the city have them of course… but there are basically no real bathrooms elsewhere that have perfectly made glory holes you can slip your dick into. I’ve been told by a few guys that back in the day {the 80s I’m guessing??} there use to be glory hole bogs littered all over the place – especially the bathrooms near beaches or parks… but I guess they’re just been repaired and covered up since.

I’ve heard there are 2 places which actually have glory holes still in them but I’ve no idea how to get to them or what kind of guys hang round them…. so I’d rather not bother.

As I’ve mentioned before I’ve been to the 2 main gay sex cruise places Centurian & Lateshift I think it’s called… well anyway they have the whole set up.. dark mazes and private rooms along with rooms with glory holes. Only once did I really get into the glory hole section. Was in a small dark room with glory holes cut out all over the surrounding walls. Had 3 cocks throbbing at me at once. Was a pretty hot experience, milked 3 of them .

But I only ever go to those places with a mate or to hook up with a guy cos we both don’t have places to play at, but that’s very rare. I have thought about going one horny rainy night by myself but I don’t have the balls for that. Plus I’d just feel desperate and pathetic. But it does give you a bit of an adrenaline rush I’ll admit. And I’ve seen some pretty hot as fuck guys go there aye. I’ll never forget one time ages back I was putting my clothes back on to leave when these two studly muscle jocks walked in… I almost threw my clothes off and ran for them… but as they passed me they didn’t seem the least bit interested so I thought fuck ‘em! Could have probably worked their dicks better than most the dudes in there but ah well, let them miss out

Back to the subject. Isn’t there something sexy bout getting hard in a cubicle knowing there’s a guy on the other side who wants to drain your balls and give you some carefree pleasure. All you do is slide that throbbing tasty cock through to the eager recipient on the other side and let the “love” begin so to speak LOL

There’s one place here in Auckland city up on K’road called “k’road vids” or video & it’s this tiny little place where you can go in pick a DVD off the shelf and go up to the counter and ask to watch it and then walk through to the back to where they have bout 6 or 7 Glory Hole booths sitting side by side. You walk in and the doors are numbered and the guy tells you at the counter which one yours is so you open the door and there’s a TV screen playing the porno you picked and a chair to sit in and on either side of you 2 glory holes. The space is no bigger than a public restroom stall and the only light is the light coming from the TV screen.

I’ll admit over the past 5 years I’ve been there quite a few times. Maybe 5 or 6 times a year… just depends. So far this year I haven’t been at all but I have been trying to meet up with this guy I know who is a great dick sucker.

He was the one who introduced me to the place. I’ll never forget the first time I went there. Fuck I was beyond petrified. He was texting me saying that once he finished work he was going to k’road vids and I’d meet him there and we’d play through the glory holes there. He explained the whole thing to me, what to do when you walk into the tiny DVD shop part & just say you wanna watch this – cost $10. He even left a $10 note behind one of the DVDs. SO I found it & grabbed the DVD – was too terrified to care whether it was a good one and said hey I wanna watch this….

The guy knew I was a newbie and asked if I’d been there before, & I replied with nah but I’m meeting a guy who’s already here. He just smiled. He told me to open the door and walk through till the first door on the left. Like I said the place was tiny so it wasn’t hard at all. And through that door it was dark… but I could make out booths & each door has a number, so I jumped into mine and that was that pretty much.

Cool thing bout that place is you can leave your booth and join someone else’s and then both play with a cock through a glory hole or just with each other if you want . You can even walk out and walk round a bit I guess – so maybe it is just another cruise club? Felt so good putting my cock through the hole and letting my friend work it while porn played in the background & you could hear other horny men jerking and sucking each other. Not sure if it’s the fact he’s so good at it or just because of the setting that makes it so kinky & sexy…..

Apparently they have booths there with no glory holes for straight dudes but that’s only what I’ve heard. They also have private rooms there you can rent for $15 for an hour I think it was. This jock from America visited years ago with his gf & didn’t have a place to play so I suggested the glory holes at k’road vids & he was all for it. It was when I was paying for my booth to join my friend that the guy behind the counter told me they had actual fuck rooms out back for an extra $5. So I thought hell yea & went got the stud and we went to the room which was really hard to find. There was a TV in there playing porn as well – was pretty hot aye.

And after your done playing in there you don’t have to come out the front entrance onto the main street – they have a back door so you can go out into the alley and then walk up to the road. I always use it. I once walked out the front entrance after a hot session and there happened to be a group of guys out front. They all gave me the dirtiest looks. I felt like saying ‘oh grow up you jealous fuckwits’.

All the vids online remind me of that place, it gives off the same vibe & is the closest thing this city  has to a real Glory Hole cruise place – even if it is all completely set up. It’s a cool little set up. Can’t wait to go again. I’ve been told the creepiest and weirdest guys hang out there, which I can totally believe but all the times I’ve been there over the years I haven’t come into contact with them. And even if I did I’d just ignore them or just simply say I’m not interested.

Again, I’ve never had the guts to go in there by myself. Mainly because it’s a bit of a gamble as to whether there would be any decent guys to suck off in there or vice versa… I cant imagine there would be… maybe on a Friday afternoon after the uni classes. Who knows. I think I’ll just stick to meeting guys there. Would hate to be sitting in there, horny as shit with no one decent to suck me off or me to suck & I’m left just wanking…. fuck I could do that at home & have a great time

Maybe they’re so interesting & hot because of the whole risk factor involved. Obviously it’s not something that’s in the privacy of your own home. Its outdoors, in public. Plenty of gays out there have a thing for public fun & the risk of getting caught or just doing sexual stuff outside the walls of their home.

Then again, there are plenty of ‘home-made’ glory holes out there. Set up at people’s houses & they get guys to come over and play there. For the person coming over – that’s still unknown & kinky, some place away from home & many times they don’t even meet the guy they play with. They arrange to just open the front door/garage door walk up to the glory hole and away they go. That’s pretty hot, but then again personally I’d prefer to know who is on the other side.

I can see why a lot of guys don’t like them at all. My best mate is actually a little freaked out by them. He told me once, what if someone has a knife on the other side and cuts it off? I giggled but then thought about it & was kinda thrown back. Fuck can you imagine that? That’s pretty horrific. Or someone nails/ties it to something & you can’t pull it back through…. gruesome!

I’m sure there are a few horror stories out there like that & I hope to never hear them as I don’t want them to ruin my feelings towards glory holes They’re too hot.

Also, it’s not the most passionate form of sex now is it… pressed up against a wall.. as if your making love to a building LOL! But still… I don’t care & I won’t lie, I fucken love them! I just wish there were more here in Auckland. K’road vids is ok, but just wish there was something else other than just that place.

Can I also just say that finding pics for this blog was not a problem at all. There must be millions upon millions of pictures out there of Glory Hole orientation. It must be right up there with the top fetishes for men & most popular ways to get your dick wet For both gay & straight dudes. Gotta admit I got so horny going through them all. Am craving a good glory hole service right bout now

Anyway sorry for the long wait. I know, only got 2 blogs up this entire month – should be ashamed of myself haha. Spent a few nights writing this one though. Just kept coming back to it then stopping for this & that. Got some new aussieBums so will have something at least half decent for the next blog

Feel free to comment or share any stories about Glory Holes. And don’t be worried about whether you don’t like them. I love them but I’m not one of those idiots who doesn’t realise everyone out there might not love them. Any feedback is all good. Can it beat the Cut vs. Uncut blog?

But yea, there’s probably loads of other aspects I could write about but that’s all I can come up with right now.

Glory your Holes later

Gosh I have so much more awesome stuff to write about….

Who am I kidding I got shit all. HA! And to prove it let’s start with the weather It’s already warm on this island now. Sure weather has been a little stormy & wet but even with the rain & wind I’m starting to work up a sweat when I walk to & from work. ICK! Have no idea how I am going to get through the long summer months wearing long-sleeved shirts. EW! I’ll have to take a deodorant stick with me & apply it in the toilets hahaha. That’ll be fun.

Work is still going good by the way. Have kinda been working on the same thing for a few weeks now & I’m actually really enjoying it. I’ve gotten into a routine and have organised my desk & files etc etc I feel proud whenever I sit down at my desk. I might even take a few pics and post them on here sometime

Rugby is still in full swing here. I was over it before it even began like I wrote in the last blog, but I’ll admit I have had some fun watching a few of the matches on TV. I actually get really into it and I jump up and run around if our boys get really close to the try line or the other team get real close to theirs. lol. Its kinda fun, not to mention they’re like a pack of horny muscle hunks jumping about – nothing to complain about there.

Was surprised to read that Daniel Carter won’t be in any more games. Poor tosser hurt himself during training if I remember correctly. Pretty stupid I think. I mean they’ve had ALL FUCKEN YEAR to train for this world cup… & now that it’s started they should be taking it easy. That’s just logical right? It seems I’m the only one who thinks so. I think it’s so stupid that they’re training so hard that there’s the potential they could hurt themselves and completely throw themselves out of the RWC. Ah well…

SCREAM 4 FINALLY comes on sale tomorrow! YAY! I’m so excited. As you know from my previous posts I’m a GIANT fan of the Scream franchise and am just over-the-moon about adding the 4^th movie to my collection. For so many years me & my friends have watched the first 3 movies over & over again – without a single clue that there would be another movie 10years later. Am so excited about having my own lil’ Scream marathon, all 4 movies back to back! AWESOME!

I’ve also read  a few blogs and articles on movies websites that Wes Craven has basically said a 5^th movie will be in the near future. Nothing have been officially announced or ‘green-lit’ but he seems very confident another ghost-face slasher flick will be coming to the silver screen! FUCK YEA! Love these movies.

Not sure I’ve ever mentioned before but I’m a big Evanescence fan. My sister got me hooked I’ll admit but I still love the voice of Amy Lee. She’s one of the best singers on the planet in my opinion. Unlike most of the pop ‘icons’ this girl can ACTUALLY sing.

My mum, sis, her ex bf & me all went to her concert here in Auckland back in 2004 or was it 2005… any who it was a long time ago. It was my very first concert to be honest – was fucken hardcore. nothing like Korn or Marilyn Manson but still – the band is pretty heavy but more gothic which is why I love her music so much. So soulful and deep, not just a bunch of drums and guitars going as fast as they can while some unbathed bogan screams at the top of his lungs. That rock music is putrid.

To the point, Amy has released another Album! It looks awesome to I might add. Love the design and colours, so fucken cool. My sister has been waiting for the album for months and months and she was like a little kid the other day when she came home after buying it in the mall. I’ve listened to the entire album once & I’ll be straight up, it’s nothing compared to her first 2 albums which were outstanding. There’s one song I LOVE ‘My Heart Is Broken’ which is so awesomely sung, deff my fave song on the whole album so far.

It’s probably like every other album I’ve listened too, will take a while to warm up to. There’s a few other song that really tickle my fancy but most of them I’m just not getting into. Ah well I still love her old stuff, it’s incredible! She’s officially released ‘What You Want’ as a single off the album & it already has its own music video: http://youtu.be/wVWazHTunSI very typical of Amy to have a clip like that. I really love the whole purple/blue colour theme going on throughout the album & her look. So dark & gothic yet ‘hip’ & sexy

Here’s a link to my fave song: http://youtu.be/6rRaiT2ABIk though it’s not official so not sure how long this link will be valid…. :S I hope she releases that one next .

Desperate Housewives is already up to its 4^TH Episode. Fucken terrifying for me. Just 20 more to go then, ZIP – no more. No new episodes, it’ll always be referred to as ‘THAT’ show. God it’s so depressing for me. I know most you don’t give a shit, but I really love this show, in fact it’s the only show I truly & deeply love and enjoy following. We all have our shows, & this one happens to be mine. Of course I love plenty of other shows, but this one has been with me from my early days of high school, right up to today. Has helped me through a lot & has given me some of the best laughs of my life. Plus I just can’t get enough of the drama/comedy/disaster/mystery themes & how they’re combine them all together.

You know, each time I download an episode, I’ll watch maybe about 1/3 of it and then turn it off. I’m just so scared about not being able to enjoy that experience of watching a NEW episode I’ve never seen before. It freaks me out. I’ll miss it so much. I’m going to cry my eyes out like a little faggot bitch when the Series Final plays. I’ll wear those tears proudly & will sob as loud as my little heart wants me to. Even my sister is sad for me – she knows how crazy I’ve been about the show over the last 8 years. Ah well, we all need to move on.

Besides, it’s not over YET!!!!!!!!!

Can’t remember if I mentioned but I’ve been going to the gym on the weekends lately. I’ve been trying to get into a routine. Working fulltime Mon-Fri sucks, but that’s life & I realise that so I’ve been trying to make the best of my weekends. I sleep in till bout midday – yep that’s right, I get up at 7am every week day so if you think I’m getting up early on the weekend as well, you’re CRAZY! And then head to the gym about 3:30-4ish. The place closes at 6pm so I have over an hour to work out then bout 25-30mins to play round in the pools.

It’s so much fun, most times I find myself trying to get through my sets as fast as I can just so I can get in the pool. I don’t do laps or anything professional {my sis does}, I just get in and fuck round. I’m a huge water rat, love playing in the water. One end of the pool is like 4 metres deep! I love swimming down really low and coming up again. There’s a few hotties around too but not as many as you would expect.

The lifeguards are fucken gorgeous. They just stand round watching everyone – which is kinda annoying because I just wanna sit there watching them the whole time lol . Getting changed is something I’m still getting use to. All through high school whenever we had to do swimming I would do my best to get out of it, or if I couldn’t I’d go into the toilets to change. The boys would all give me shit for it which was hard at the time, but I can look back & laugh now thank god.

So yea, everyone in there seems to do it as if their opening the fridge door.. it just comes so natural. Wish it was for me. When I get in after the gym I strip down to my underwear then put my aussieBum swim-shorts on over top of them. When I come back in I go to the showers to rinse off & take my aussieBums off but leave my underwear on. It’s not until I go out to the changing room & dry off that I actually take them off. And every time I have, my cock starts to grow. It’s like this uncontrollable mechanism. I can’t help it. Just the fact I’m around other guys and have to get naked… it’s like my cock has a mind of its own and wants to breed them.

Most the time I’m not even horny but slightly even nervous or tired but none-the-less as soon as my wet underwear slide off, he starts to grow – so I panic and grab my dry aussieBum underwear and try to pull them on as soon as I can. I’m not sure how many other guys notice. Generally every guy is walking round with tiny 2-3 knobs so mine would definitely stand out if I started walking round ’swinging low’. I have noticed a few guys who were standing closest to me stare in my direction… but I don’t know for sure they’re looking at me. I’m sure most are just confused as to whether I’m some kid or just a really short man. hahaha

I gotta say, some dudes in there have cocks so small their pubic hair is longer than it – ICK!. I know its soft but still – that totally turns me off. Might as well be looking at a pussy.

Anyway that’s pretty much all I have for now. I apologies for the long wait. Will try my best to shorten the waiting period

Bye babes.

Whats up ladies? hahaha

Blah its soo hard starting these blogs these days! I have literally nothing to blog about…. my life is pretty boring right now. Not that it’s a terrible thing, it’s just I don’t really have much to share on here for you guys….

Well first off, like I mentioned in my last blog, I saw that new shark horror – Shark Night 3D. I wish I hadn’t.

I walked in thinking this movie would be 2011’s version of last year’s Piranha 3D movie – which was unexpectedly awesome! {can’t wait for the sequel which is out in a few months.} However this movie was just dumb. The effects alone were miserable. At least Piranha didn’t look completely retarded the whole time.

The sharks themselves looked so cheaply done. And the acting was past B-rate. I’ll try not be too negative, but don’t watch it. Save your money, I wish I had. Such a shame too, I was hoping it would be this awesome new shark movie for the new generation of viewers… maybe even a new ‘JAWS’. Boy was I wrong.

The only good thing to come from this film was the eye-candy. Remember how one of the award categories in my movie award blog I did at the start of the year included ‘Hottest Cast Award’?. Well this would definitely win it. These young men might not how to act but MY GOD I bet they fuck like porn stars. They were all toned and sexy as hell! Well all of them except the guy from Avatar, and that strange hick-freak who was friends with the buff evil stud, and the cop – but I’m just talking bout the main young dudes .

So yea, at LEAST this movie showed something worthwhile. hahaha and get this! turns out one of the hotties from this movie is in the next Piranha movie: Chris Zylka. Yum! I wonder what other hotties they’ll cast? Gotta admit, I get sad when they die, actually a bit sexually frustrated too. lol

My buddy Kazario has been at it again . Damn he just keeps and keeps and keeps on drawing wicked hot pics. Not that it’s a bad thing, AT ALL! Gotta say I have a weak spot for all those cartoon gay porn comics and pics out there.

I kinda love the fact his stuff is barely even considered explicit. Most of the drawings are just guys standing there in all their glory, very few involve man-on-man action. Buff studs with abnormally giant cocks – who’s complaining? NOT ME

Check out his blog here as well: http://kc-korner.blogspot.com/. He happened to have a special 100^th post recently as well which is awesome! The pics on that blog are cool I reckon. As you can see his latest drawing of daveyboy is as a ‘Royak Knight’. Pretty neat, love the shield and dick sword – I think I use it to fuck my opponents with hahaha. Still love the first two drawings he created of me from the old blogs. Thanks again Kazario, your work is always welcome on this blog

Strangely enough it seems I have a twin here in Auckland. It all started earlier this year when my best gay mate, sis and myself went shopping late to the old Foodtown supermarket in Takapuna & the security guard recognised me.

Now this place seems to always been crawling with gays. Whenever I go with just my sis I always text my gay mate ‘hey we’re going cruising in taka’ – & immediately he knows what I mean, it’s a laugh. I’m not sure if there are a large amount of gay/bi men living in the area or it’s the only place the gay community likes to shop, or maybe it’s just the usual time we like to buy food etc… but every time we go we always see gay people, obvious ones, dudes I can tell are ’straight’ acting, & of course the dudes who recognise me from online and stare like a 4yo child {rude! just say hi & smile }.

But yea anyway that night the security guard recognised me he said – hey man, seen you out dancing at Family. Family is the main gay club here in Auckland. I was a little shocked he just came right out & said that & I looked at my gay mate & almost laughed right there in front of him. But I just replied with, haha don’t think it was me man, I wasn’t out last weekend, and then just took off with the groceries to the car. It wasn’t horrible or intimidating…. just quite random – especially as none of us got a gay vibe from him.

I’ve seen him a few times since then, he stares a bit & seems to want to come over to talk to me but yea just seems a little awkward lol. But he seems like a real nice guy. Just got me mixed up with someone else I reckon – but that’s the whole thing, I’m pretty unique… I’m 20 years old but am barely 5′2″ and pretty ripped for someone like myself.

Since then I have had literally 4 guys, all living here in Auckland say they’ve seen me out clubbing. But here’s the thing….. I haven’t been clubbing all year! I might have gone out for one drink with my mate ONCE on maybe twice… but no dancing or anything hardcore. I’ve wanted to go out clubbing many times but just hasn’t seemed to happen this year for some reason. The first half of this year I was at uni so that took up pretty much everything, plus I worked at the restaurant on the weekends so had no time to recover from a wicked night out. And since I left uni+my old waiter job I’ve been working 10hr days and on my weekends I just go to the gym & sleep! haha can’t be assed wasting my week with a headache.

Gosh I go off topic a bit lol. Back to the point… there must be some ripped muscle twink who’s my height getting mistaken for me or actually pretending to be me. lol makes me laugh. He might be able to pull off the same hairstyle or even work to get similar abs but you can’t copy the infamous tool swinging between these legs . It’s probably nothing, just some random guys getting mistaken for me, or maybe the 4 guys who spoke to me online were just fucked off their face & were talking bullshit…

But it just seemed so odd. Plus the way they told me about it seemed as if they spoke to the person, or the person was telling everyone that he was daveyboy…. and like I said, 4, that FOUR guys all with the same story. WEIRD! Plus Auckland is tiny & the gay community reflects that here, so it’s even more puzzling. Ah who knows….

I just want to make it clear to everyone reading this –local & foreign- that I have not been out clubbing or as they put it ‘ stripping half naked & dancing on table tops ‘. I’m way too self conscience for that, I’d have to be soooo damn drunk . It’s a little frustrating when you tell people nicely ‘oh nah can’t have been me man, all good’ but they insist it was…. arrggghhhh. :S

Anyone else catch the new catchy tune Betty White released. Yes you did read that properly, even I was weirded out when I saw a blog I follow post it. Weirdest thing of all is that it’s actually pretty good. I don’t think the song is actually Betty’s though, it’s some random chick titled ‘Luciana’ – but just has a cameo with Betty White…. not sure why? Maybe they’re good friends? lol Maybe Betty use to babysit her? Who knows…

But yea I keep pressing the repeat button! Should I be embarrassed? lol. Looks like the music vid is still in the works.. and from another video I found, she did a SMOKING HOT photo-shoot with that famous photographer Mike Ruiz {he’s gorgeous} – who knows good looking men when he sees them . She is surrounded by men most us suburban gays spend our whole lives dreaming about. Its fucken hot!

Here’s the song: http://youtu.be/GcitkCQ3F-U

Here’s the BABES: http://youtu.be/alqqqcJKkwM

Here’s the adverts: http://youtu.be/cGcpQLdbT60, http://youtu.be/nHsLha07pDw.

Well that was a pretty messed up random blog, hope it didn’t put you guys off too much. Should have another more properly themed blog coming out soon-ish

See yall laters.

The Rugby World Cup {RWC} is finally upon NZ, & it’s pretty intense to say the least….

It’s pretty much been the only thing this country has been talking about for months. Its drove me crazy! And I wasn’t the only one either. Countless other people were saying the same thing, you open a newspaper RWC, a magazine RWC, turn on the TV RWC and it even followed us online.

One of our national TV channels – FOUR, even developed a multimedia campaign labelled –’The home of NOT rugby’. And I love it. I mean I watch that channel a lot anyway but was glad to see someone front up to this whole silly rugby craze! I mean HELLO, we’re not all into rugby, or even sports for that matter!!

Some of their TV ads have been fucken hilarious! Here’s some if your keen to check them out, they’re super short: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150253855136086

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150260256066086

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150262465261086

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150285194321086

Big snaps for them, they must have a really awesome marketing team! Love you guys!

Anyway the official opening day was Friday and it was mental. All week people were hyped up for it. Every office building in the city had done up in all the colours of the teams they were rooting for. The level above us went hardcore. The entire floor was divided into all the nations participating and they went all out. The Japan team put down some plastic flooring and poured sand down and made this Japanese garden thing with flags everywhere. Our level was a little more sane.

We put flags up here and there and everyone kinda did their own thing – some people didn’t do anything at all. Now I dislike sports, my god everyone knows I LOVE hunky muscled sport players but pft soccer, tennis, rugby, hockey… couldn’t care less. But nonetheless I tried to get into the spirit of it all, I got a black flag with ‘New Zealand’ printed on it and stick it at the top of my desk to hang over me. Looks cool.

Plus that Friday we had a shared lunch, it was to welcome us newbies but also to celebrate the opening of the RWC. We all needed to bring something… and in traditional gay fashion I baked cup-cakes and made the icing black & blue {for our team & flag }. I use to bake them all the time for my friends at high school, they all loved them – but that was a while ago. I could barely remember the recipe and was pretty rusty at trying to get back into the right routine. They turned out pretty good I reckon, the icing was probably the worst part. I put it on too early and it kinda melted down into the cupcakes themselves but ahh well. Everyone was so surprised but they seemed to like them.

Everyone finished work early that day, even I started at 8 so I could get to the bus stop at 5 before the night started to go completely nuts. On my lunch break I went outside with a workmate to get lunch and there were people everywhere, you could easily tell most were tourists walking round confused and usually done up in their colours or just kiwis being idiots. There were cars done up in paint and some with hundreds of flags stuck to them.

Even before I ran out the doors at 5, I was reading the live updates of the opening party area in the city down by the viaduct and the queens wharf on nzherald.co.nz. Apparently it was already packed with people and police were turning people away. In the last report I read, 200,000 people crammed into the tiny area of Auckland cities waterfront to see the open ceremony + fireworks display. I wouldn’t have believe that but when I was walking to my bus stop which is right by the sky tower, all I could see was an ocean of people filling the streets. It was as if a wave of people had smashed up from the harbour and was flooding the streets. As my bus passed the closed off waterfront area to head for the motorway all you could see was people. You couldn’t see any concrete sidewalk or even road, it was just this massive mass of people. Every cafe & bar was pumping… and some people were already drunk off their face, at 5:30 in the afternoon!!!! Yea, they’re cool.

sonny bill needed a new shirt

How the fuck could anyone enjoy that? I bet more than half of those sorry fools saw NOTHING & regret going and wish they’d stayed home & watched it on TV while they snuggled into their couches. I heard one of the girls at work today say to her friend on the phone she couldn’t really see the whole firework display – and she was right there in the city. I guess she can live with the joy of being out there amongst all the people and was a part of history… I guess you’d just have to be into that.

The first match was that same Friday night, right after the opening ceremony at Eden Park. I didn’t watch the whole thing but I was pretty impressed with what I saw. Felt a little proud, but then again any other country would have put on the same show. Like I said sport aint my thing.

That night I did end up watching the match, All Blacks {NZ} vs. Tonga. I was sitting in a restaurant with my dad for his birthday dinner & there were 3 TVs all playing the game live so it was a little hard not to pay attention. It wasn’t that bad I gotta admit. I’ll be honest, I definitely had movement & temperature changes in my pants

Those men are fucken hot! Holy damn, they’re walking human machines & it’s all MUSCLE! I love how those men all have the perfect hour-glass figure {that’s right it’s not just woman who have them!}. Big upper bodies with wide pumped shoulders & backs and big bouncing pecks which streamline down to the small ripped waist, followed by that delicious huge hard muscle butt & those monster legs of steel. MY god they make me quiver! MMMMMMMMMMM

Gosh it’s so boring writing about rugby, blah! All I’m thinking about is those hot hunks on the field, well in my mind they’re not on a field

Speaking of work… a lot of guys asking about my new job. You’ll be glad {I think} to know that it’s all going good as of right now. I’ll be honest, after my first week of training & I officially started I struggled a lot. I was so worried I’d never get the understanding of the systems and networks they have – they have more than one. And unlike all the work I did on the training computers at uni, these contracts and products are all real and LIVE! But I’m starting to feel more confident.

Everyone keeps asking me what is it I do exactly and who I work for…. look all I can say is I can’t really give too much away. You all knew that my last job was just a waiter in a restaurant – I didn’t name the people I work with, or where the establishment was exactly or even write out the name of the business. You know people can be sued and taken to court over all this online stuff. I mean I read in the news the other month a guy was fired and had charges laid against him all for shit he did on facebook.

So yea, the moment I start throwing names around and using real company/people’s labels etc etc there’s the risk I could be pulled up for it. Rightfully so I suppose. I’m basically called a Database Consultant and I work for a big international travel wholesaler. They have offices in both Aussie & Singapore so who knows… maybe 2 years from now I could be living overseas But that’s a huge who knows

While I was sitting at my desk the other day I happened to see a news story that brought a few tears to my eyes. Remember that post I did about a year or so ago about that show Spartacus? Filled with hot men and… well to be honest that’s all I really saw, them & the continual steamy raw sex scenes! mmmmm

But in all seriousness I was shocked to see that star of the show Andy Whitfield died last Sunday. It was due to his non-Hodgkin lymphoma which I’m sure if just a fancy term for that hideous beast- cancer. The guy was only 39 which is the saddest part. Way too young to die! Died in his wife’s arms apparently and he even had two little daughters. Pretty heartbreaking. When I told my mum she didn’t believe me, she was kinda taken by it as well – she watched the first few episodes of the show.

I guess it’s just one of those things that no one has control over. I’m pretty certain I did read somewhere ages ago about him being diagnosed with the disease, but everyone seemed hopeful he would recover. He was even preparing to film the second Season of the show. I guess it came back twice as hard. Poor guy. SO F’in sad! MY heart goes out to his wife.

It was so strange sitting there reading it & looking around the office floor seeing everyone go about their normal business, totally unaware. I use to watch this guy on TV, fantasize about him. My sister even bought the movie Gabriel where he played an archangel {he looks soo much like porn star Francois Sagat in it *drools*} This amazing gorgeous famous man was dead but nothing would come of it. Was just pretty surreal, either that or I was just bored out of my mind at my desk having unconventional thoughts go through my brain. Was weird.

Here’s some proof : http://www.sacbee.com/2011/09/11/3901895/spartacus-star-whitfield-dies.html

Twisting topics completely. Like I covered before on an older blog my fave show is currently filming its last Season ever. SIGH. It’s sad, I knew it would end but it ACTUALLY is happening, right now. ABC finally released the official poster for the final {hopefully epic} eight season.

Looks awesome, perfect Desperate Housewives style. The iconic apples scattered on the floor and the four leading ladies who have been there right from the start in classy/sexy little black dresses. YES, they have a mask of make-up on and YES the whole thing has been digitally enhanced and ‘photo-shopped’ to hell – but nowhere near as bad as some posters I’ve seen – e.g. the Sex & the City 2 poster… famously the worst one yet. Besides EVERYTHING is enhanced these days, from blockbuster movies to small TV shows… Looks real enough to me. Sure they’re old, but christ they aren’t Joan Rivers! yet

I’m going to cherish every last episode of this Season, crazy to think in about 2 weeks I’ll be watching the last Premiere episode for a season. sobs!

That new 3D Shark movie is out here this week & I’m really looking forward to it. Yes I’m utterly terrified of sharks but I’m so pumped for this movie. I’m sick right! Its good to be scared . It’s in 3D just like last year’s Piranha movie which was GREAT! Wonder if this one will shape up the same?

That’s all from me folks. Hope everyone is enjoying the transition into the new Season. Weather has been fucken nuts down these ways.

Adios.